aaronnnnn.
thefaceofjewishvengeance:

Omg. You guys.
This actually happened.
I posted an ad on craigslist asking for a pizza to be delivered, next thing you know *knock knock* x3… .
YOU.GUYS.
THREE. RANDOMS. ACTUALLY. ORDERED ME PIZZAS. FO FREE.

thefaceofjewishvengeance:

Omg. You guys.
This actually happened.
I posted an ad on craigslist asking for a pizza to be delivered, next thing you know *knock knock* x3… .
YOU.GUYS.
THREE. RANDOMS. ACTUALLY. ORDERED ME PIZZAS. FO FREE.

childservices:

y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it

americanjihadi:

I love my town

americanjihadi:

I love my town

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

YES

northernwindds:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

my-wayward-shawn

lordevevo:

all I want for my birthday is fruit and magazine subscriptions

lowlife4life:

Sup bro! by meatyflush on Flickr.