today is my big brothers 26th birthday.
this was him 5 years ago.
he hasn’t grown up that much. :]
love you joe joe.
So I’m walking around campus and I passed by a bunch of these drunk frat boys playing golf with tennis balls and this one guy turns to one of his buddies and goes “dude, you remind me of Babe Ruth’s gay cousin, ‘Gay’be Ruth” and one of the other guys started cracking up so hard he started rolling around on the grass and that is the best reaction you can ever hope to get out of a pun
you dont choose your sexuality your sexuality is handed to you by village elders after you kill your first bear
"hey remember that time when you-"
2015 Mustang interior appreciation post
There are too many goddamn buttons on that steering wheel. Holy fucking shit Ford.
Gimme a GT Mustang with cruise control, A/C and an audio system that lets me stream my music from my devices. I don’t want nor need SYNC, nor navigation.
so i came out on facebook today
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future