Omg. You guys.
This actually happened.
I posted an ad on craigslist asking for a pizza to be delivered, next thing you know *knock knock* x3… .
THREE. RANDOMS. ACTUALLY. ORDERED ME PIZZAS. FO FREE.
y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it
I love my town
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Money whale spent
all I want for my birthday is fruit and magazine subscriptions